Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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