Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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