it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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