ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
