i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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