Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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