Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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