yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The power of my boobs compel you
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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