i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
