I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I just found puke in my bra..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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