even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There's always time for handjobs
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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