Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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