i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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