end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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