just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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