I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
