My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We had sex on a dog bed..
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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