I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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