i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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