Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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