STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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