...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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