Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My pussy is not your playground.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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