Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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