I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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