Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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