i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
