that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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