A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i need some magic done to my vagina
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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