No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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