Sponge bath it is.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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