yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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