I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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