We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I want to fling myself into the sun
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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