careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
True strength comes from lack of pants
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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