One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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