everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Dick very happy bro
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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