hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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