I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
the raccoons are back...
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