I feel great
I just peed on a car
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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