I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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