I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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