This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My ass is underappreciated
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I FOUND THE LEGS
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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