No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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