O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
