Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
