If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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