he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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