I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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