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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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