"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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