i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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