He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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