If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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